It’s the Hayes family Christmas
There’s papaw and mamaw
Jacob and Jill Hayes
Tommy Hayes is the law
Jenny Hayes has eight kids
Uncle Jack saws the fiddle
Manny fixes cars
Crazy Aunt Donna speaks in a riddle
Ma and Pa Hayes host the event
The kids Susie Johnny and Billy are nuts
Great Papaw Moses Hayes in Ninety-nine
Now there’s a turkey sliced into cuts
Wait where’s the turkey cries Billy
Look the dogs cry Aunt Donna in shock
Sure enough those mangy mongrels
Ate the whole damn stock
There’s gobbler and mud everywhere
What a mess to see
Great grand poppy says let’s just eat the dogs
And suddenly these dogs try to flee
Settle down we’ve got plenty to eat
Says Ma Hayes with a smile
Look at the table my kin
Sure enough on the table was a pile
Not just any though
There are some of assorted makes
A true holiday classic
The whole house was full of fruitcakes
It’s the Hayes family Christmas
There’s papaw and mamaw
Jacob and Jill Hayes
Tommy Hayes is the law
Jenny Hayes has eight kids
Uncle Jack saws the fiddle
Manny fixes cars
Crazy Aunt Donna speaks in a riddle
Ma and Pa Hayes host the event
The kids Susie Johnny and Billy are nuts
Great Papaw Moses Hayes in Ninety-nine
Now there’s a turkey sliced into cuts
Wait where’s the turkey cries Billy
Look the dogs cry Aunt Donna in shock
Sure enough those mangy mongrels
Ate the whole damn stock
There’s gobbler and mud everywhere
What a mess to see
Great grand poppy says let’s just eat the dogs
And suddenly these dogs try to flee
Settle down we’ve got plenty to eat
Says Ma Hayes with a smile
Look at the table my kin
Sure enough on the table was a pile
Not just any though
There are some of assorted makes
A true holiday classic
The whole house was full of fruitcakes